SEX QUOTES

Sex was a trap, a snare. It was for animals.

The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. 

Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.

Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn't have it and thought of other things if you did.

There is nothing like making love to somebody you give a shit about.

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

Why would you clone people when you can go to bed with them and make a baby? C'mon, it's stupid.

Sex pleasure in woman, as I have said, is a kind of magic spell; it demands complete abandon; if words or movements oppose the magic of caresses, the spell is broken.

Earth is in space, too, so really sex in space isn't anything new.