God has no religion.
There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.
My imperfections and failures are as much a blessing from God as my successes and my talents and I lay them both at his feet.
God helps them that help themselves.
Bacchus: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk.
Heathen: A benighted creature who has the folly to worship something he can see and feel.
Sabbath: A weekly festival having its origin in the fact that God made the world in six days and was arrested on the seventh.
After creating the heaven, the earth, the ocean, and the entire animal kingdom, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said to them was “Don’t.”
Gray hair is God’s graffiti.
Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God’s omnipotence did not extend to His kids.
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