INTERNET QUOTES

What, exactly, is the Internet? Basically it is a global network exchanging digitized data in such a way that any computer, anywhere, that is equipped with a device called a "modem" can make a noise like a duck choking on a kazoo.

Don't believe anything you read on the net. Except this. Well, including this, I suppose

Eeew, I'd be a little uncomfortable Googling myself. People sit there - and Google themselves? That's kind of weird.

I think it's all really positive for the industry. It will force the industry to make the changes that are required to make the Internet viable in the long run.

I'm looking forward to seeing what they do with these URLs. Hopefully they'll take advantage of them

Internet sites themselves are becoming incredibly sophisticated and complex, and every company is under intense pressure to move as fast as possible to address increasing competitive challenges

People tend to think of the web as a way to get information or perhaps as a place to carry out ecommerce. But really, the web is about accessing applications. Think of each website as an application, and every single click, every single interaction with t

The counterargument is that stuff works now. In 2000, you had fifty million people on the Internet, and the number of smartphones was zero. Today, you have three billion Internet users and two billion smartphones. It’s Pong versus Nintendo.

The Net used to be 50 percent men and 50 percent men pretending to be women,

The spread of computers and the Internet will put jobs in two categories. People who tell computers what to do, and people who are told by computers what to do.