Dave Barry
What, exactly, is the Internet? Basically it is a global network exchanging digitized data in such a way that any computer, anywhere, that is equipped with a device called a "modem" can make a noise like a duck choking on a kazoo.

Douglas Adams Quote - Don't believe anything you read on the net. Except this. Well, including this, I suppose -
Douglas Adams
Don't believe anything you read on the net. Except this. Well, including this, I suppose

Kobe Bryant
Eeew, I'd be a little uncomfortable Googling myself. People sit there - and Google themselves? That's kind of weird.

Marc Andreseeen
I think it's all really positive for the industry. It will force the industry to make the changes that are required to make the Internet viable in the long run.

Marc Andreseeen
I'm looking forward to seeing what they do with these URLs. Hopefully they'll take advantage of them

Marc Andreseeen
Internet sites themselves are becoming incredibly sophisticated and complex, and every company is under intense pressure to move as fast as possible to address increasing competitive challenges

Marc Andreseeen
People tend to think of the web as a way to get information or perhaps as a place to carry out ecommerce. But really, the web is about accessing applications. Think of each website as an application, and every single click, every single interaction with t

Marc Andreseeen
The counterargument is that stuff works now. In 2000, you had fifty million people on the Internet, and the number of smartphones was zero. Today, you have three billion Internet users and two billion smartphones. It’s Pong versus Nintendo.

Marc Andreseeen
The Net used to be 50 percent men and 50 percent men pretending to be women,

Marc Andreseeen
The spread of computers and the Internet will put jobs in two categories. People who tell computers what to do, and people who are told by computers what to do.