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Dave Barry
The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture, finished, and put inside boxes.

Dave Barry
When I purchase a food item at the supermarket, I can be confident that the label will state how much riboflavin is in it. Anyway, I'm hoping riboflavin is a good thing; if it turns out that it's a bad thing, like "riboflavin" is the Latin word for "cockroach pus," then I am definitely in trouble.

Erma Bombeck
How come anything you buy will go on sale next week? 

Erma Bombeck
The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.

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