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Dave Barry
I think Superman should go on the Larry King show and announce that he would come back to life if people in all 50 states wanted him to.

Dave Barry
The problem is, when Oprah lost all that weight, her head didn't get any smaller. And so she looks kind of like a person carrying a balloon.

David Brinkley
Being an anchor is not just a matter of sitting in front of a camera and looking pretty.

David Brinkley
News is something worth knowing that you didn't know already.

David Brinkley
Nobody in TV makes as much money as Robert Redford, who likes to make movies for several million dollars only on the condition that they contain some sort of social message. I cannot take very seriously a social message delivered by an actor who is paid nine million dollars to deliver it, and who charges you five dollars to see it.

David Brinkley
The one function that T.V. news performs very well is that when there is no news we give it to you with the same emphasis as if it were.

David Brinkley
The only way to do news on television is not to be terrified of it

David Brinkley
When there is no news, we will give it to you with the same emphasis as if there were

George Carlin
You ever watch golf on television? It's like watching flies fuck! 

Kevin Aucoin
I'm going to insult a whole industry here, but it seems like TV is for people who can't do film. I'm not talking about actresses; I'm talking about lighting people. Lighting on TV is just so... it's sinful, it really is.

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