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Dave Barry
During the warm season (August 8 and 9), Maine is a true "vacation paradise," offering visitors a chance to jump into crystal-clear mountain lakes and see if they can get back out again before their bodily tissue is frozen as solid as a supermarket turkey.

Dave Barry
The problem with winter sports is that -- follow me closely here -- they generally take place in winter.

Dave Barry
Winter's here, and you feel lousy: You're coughing and sneezing; your muscles ache; your nose is an active mucus volcano. These symptoms -- so familiar at this time of year -- can mean only one thing: Tiny fanged snails are eating your brain.

Sparky Anderson Quote - Good seasons start with good beginnings. - PurpleQuotes.com.
Sparky Anderson
Good seasons start with good beginnings.

William Cowper
O Winter, ruler of the inverted year!

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