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Dave Barry
Buying the right computer and getting it to work properly is no more complicated than building a nuclear reactor from wristwatch parts in a darkened room using only your teeth.

Dave Barry
Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking

Dave Barry
What, exactly, is the Internet? Basically it is a global network exchanging digitized data in such a way that any computer, anywhere, that is equipped with a device called a "modem" can make a noise like a duck choking on a kazoo.

Douglas Adams
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning

Douglas Adams
The idea that Bill Gates has appeared like a knight in shining armor to lead all customers out of a mire of technological chaos neatly ignores the fact that it was he who, by peddling second-rate technology, led them into it in the first place

Douglas Adams Quote - We are stuck with technology when what we really want is just stuff that works. - PurpleQuotes.com.
Douglas Adams
We are stuck with technology when what we really want is just stuff that works.

Douglas Adams
We notice things that don't work. We don't notice things that do. We notice computers, we don't notice pennies. We notice e-book readers, we don't notice books

Joseph Campbell
Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.

Marc Andreseeen
Any new technology tends to go through a 25-year adoption cycle.

Marc Andreseeen
From there, we all benefit even if we're not related to these apps, because they're now online

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