GALLERY QUOTES AUTHORS TOPICS






GOLF QUOTES


Dave Barry
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.

Dave Barry
In sports, the U.S. Open is not actually held because it's more efficient just to mail the check to Tiger Woods.

George Carlin
You ever watch golf on television? It's like watching flies fuck! 

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