LAWYERS QUOTES

If there were no bad people there would be no good lawyers.

Have you ever noticed that the lawyer always smiles more than the client?

Every man should kno sumthing ov law--if he knows enuff tew keep out ov it, he iz a prety good lawyer.

A lawyer's dream of heaven: every man reclaimed his own property at the resurrection, and each tried to recover it from all his forefathers.