I said to a guy, I said, "Tell me, what is it about cocaine that makes it so wonderful?", and he said, "Well, it intensifies your personality." I said, "Yes, but what if you're an asshole?"
Since everything is in our heads, we had better not lose them.
Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night
Nothing is worse than to finish a good shit, then reach over and find the toilet paper container empty. Even the most horrible human being on earth deserves to wipe his ass
A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it.
Gilbert K. Chesterton
for dream is nothing, a joke, and significant what is worse.
My life, my life, now I speak of it as of something over, now as of a joke which still goes on, and it is neither, for at the same time it is over and it goes on, and is there any tense for that?
And how does gravity work? And if it were to cease suddenly, would certain restaurants still require a jacket?
Eternal nothingness is O.K. if you're dressed for it.
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