FAMILY QUOTES

I like to feel that what I'm doing portrays this: a family where there is love between mother, father and the kids. It's a subject that is near and dear to me.

On radio and television, magazines and the movies, you can't tell what you're going to get. When you look at the comic page, you can usually depend on something acceptable by the entire family.

Mothers,  in fact, organize the day (Mother's Day) as precisely as Patton planned and attack. They make a list of things they want, summon their children, and say, “Go see your father, get some money from him, and surprise me with some of these.

To support mother and father, to cherish wife and children, and to be engaged in peaceful occupation — this is the greatest blessing.

As a single withered tree, if set aflame, causes a whole forest to burn, so does a rascal son destroy a whole family.

Just as a good tree with scented flowers makes the entire forest perfumed and pleasant, so a good son enhances the glory of his family

Accidents will occur in the best regulated families.

42 is a nice number that you can take home and introduce to your family.

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.

Raising a family wasn't something I put on my resumé, but I have to ask myself, would I apply for the same job again?