When one longs for a drink, it seems as though one could drink a whole ocean—that is faith; but when one begins to drink, one can only drink altogether two glasses—that is science.
An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men.
A man's true character comes out when he's drunk
And my own affairs were as bad, as dismal, as the day I had been born. The only difference was that now I could drink now and then, though never often enough.
Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.
You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float.
All I can say is that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
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