IMAGES
QUOTES
AUTHORS
TOPICS
QUOTEOFTHEDAY
CONTACT US
GALLERY
QUOTES
AUTHORS
TOPICS
MEDICINE QUOTES
Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.
Anton Chekhov
Dentists tell you not to pick your teeth with any sharp metal object. Then you sit in their chair… and the first thing they grab is an iron hook.
Bill Cosby
Now like every American boy I had always been told: catch cancer early. Then you go down to catch it early and they make you wait three weeks for an appointment. That's the difference between what we're told and actuality.
Charles Bukowski
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
Erma Bombeck
Written on her tombstone: "I told you I was sick."
Erma Bombeck
The remedy is worse than the disease.
Francis Bacon
Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?
George Carlin
America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one dollar and use it up in two weeks.
John Barrymore
Always laugh when you can, it is cheap medicine
Lord Byron
Scroll down to load more...
YOU MAY LIKE
Authors
Mahatma Gandhi
Aesop
Pablo Picasso
Theodore Roosevelt
William Shakespeare
George Eliot
Zig Ziglar
Douglas Adams
Topics
Love
Never
Doing
Thinking
Sin
God
Religion
Relationships
Actions
Hate
Life
Arts
STAY INSPIRED
×
Subscribe to Quote of the Day!
Your name
Your email
CONTACT US
×
Send us your feedback!
Your name
Your email
Your message
Thank you
for contacting us.