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Anton Chekhov
Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.

Bill Cosby
Dentists tell you not to pick your teeth with any sharp metal object. Then you sit in their chair… and the first thing they grab is an iron hook.

Charles Bukowski
Now like every American boy I had always been told: catch cancer early. Then you go down to catch it early and they make you wait three weeks for an appointment. That's the difference between what we're told and actuality.

Erma Bombeck
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died

Erma Bombeck
Written on her tombstone: "I told you I was sick."

Francis Bacon Quote - The remedy is worse than the disease. - PurpleQuotes.com.
Francis Bacon
The remedy is worse than the disease.

George Carlin
Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?

John Barrymore
America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one dollar and use it up in two weeks.

Lord Byron Quote - Always laugh when you can, it is cheap medicine - PurpleQuotes.com.
Lord Byron
Always laugh when you can, it is cheap medicine

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