MONEY QUOTES

Every sale has 5 basic obstacles: need, money, hurry, desire, trust

Acquaintance: A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to.

Corporation: An ingenious device for obtaining individual profit without individual responsibility.

Money trials are not the hardest, and somehow or other, they are always overcome.

When an actor has money, he doesn't send letters but telegrams.

When you live on cash, you understand the limits of the world around which you navigate each day. Credit leads into a desert with invisible boundaries.

If you're paid before you walk on the court, what's the point in playing as if your life depended on it?

Except for the cost of the child, which my lead you to consider joining organized crime, fathering is easier today than it was when I began.

I was wrong when I said that the big expense for you would be buying a car. Let us now discuss the cost of college – unless you would rather do something more pleasant, like have root canal work.

You know why John D. Rockefeller had all that money? Because he had only one child, so he didn't have to spend ninety thousand dollars on Snoopy pens and Superhero mugs and Smurf pajamas and Barbie Ferraris.