FOOD QUOTES

Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.

We live not in order to eat, but in order not to know what we feel like eating

I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread

Man can not live by bread alone ... he must have peanut butter

It’s a wary remarkable circumstance that poverty and oysters seems to go together.

We eat a lot on long trips because we feel our bodies are less likely to become bored if they can pass the time converting food into fat.

When I purchase a food item at the supermarket, I can be confident that the label will state how much riboflavin is in it. Anyway, I'm hoping riboflavin is a good thing; if it turns out that it's a bad thing, like "riboflavin" is the Latin word for "cockroach pus," then I am definitely in trouble.

Your hand and your mouth agreed many years ago that, as far as chocolate is concerned, there is no need to involve your brain.

I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food

Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.