Abstainer: A weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
Bacchus: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk.
Rum: Generically, fiery liquors that produce madness in total abstainers.
A man who doesn’t drink is not, in my opinion, fully a man.
I was so drunk the whole time that I took bottles for girls and girls for bottles.
To describe drunkenness for the colorful vocabulary is rather cynical. There is nothing easier than to capitalize on drunkards.
Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking
I like beer. On occasion I will even drink a beer to celebrate a major event such as the fall of communism or the fact that our refrigerator is still working.
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
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