CALENDAR QUOTES

Day: A period of twenty-four hours, mostly misspent

Monday: In Christian countries, the day after the baseball game.

Sabbath: A weekly festival having its origin in the fact that God made the world in six days and was arrested on the seventh.

Year, n. A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.

There is no Monday which will not give its place to Tuesday.

Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week.