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PARENTS QUOTES


Mahatma Gandhi
There is no school equal to a decent home and no teacher equal to a virtuous parent.

Aesop
Children are not to be blamed for the faults of their parents.

Bill Cosby
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he’s in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.

Bill Cosby
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.

Bill Cosby
Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you’re telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much.

Bill Cosby
Every father says the same thing: “Where’s your mother?”

Bill Cosby
Except for the cost of the child, which my lead you to consider joining organized crime, fathering is easier today than it was when I began.

Bill Cosby
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.

Bill Cosby
Fathers are the geniuses of the house because only a person as intelligent as we could fake such stupidity.

Bill Cosby
For the last nine million years, ever since the first child crawled out of the slime [where his mother had told him not to play] ...

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