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CHILDREN QUOTES


Mahatma Gandhi
If we are to reach real peace in the world, we shall have to begin with the children.

Mahatma Gandhi
The law of love could be best understood and learned through little children. 

Aesop
Children are not to be blamed for the faults of their parents.

Ambrose Bierce
Childhood: the period of human life intermediate between the idiocy of infancy and the folly of youth - two removes from the sin of manhood and three from the remorse of age.

Ambrose Bierce
Sweater: Garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly

Bill Cosby
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he’s in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.

Bill Cosby
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.

Bill Cosby
Calvin (Klein) is the slick operator who sells your kids things for eighty-five dollars that cost seven at Sears. He has created millions of tiny snobs, children who look disdainfully at you and say, “Nothing from Sears.”

Bill Cosby
Even General Patton would have lacked the courage to give his mother soap-on-a-rope.

Bill Cosby
Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you’re telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much.

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