MILTON BERLE QUOTES
A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
A man falls down a flight of stairs and somebody rushes over to him and asks, "Did you miss a step?
Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.
I can't tell you his age, but when he was born the wonder drug was Mercurochrome.
I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting.
I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank?
I know why superman left krypton. Earth was the only place where he could get steroids!
I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I'd rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far, for a might-have-been has never been, but a has was once an are.
If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
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