JOHN BARRYMORE QUOTES

A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one dollar and use it up in two weeks.

Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.

Dying is the last thing I will ever do.

Happiness often sneaks in a door you did not know you had left open.

He neither drank, smoked, nor rode a bicycle. Living frugally, saving his money, he died early, surrounded by greedy relatives. It was a great lesson to me.

I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom.

I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning.

If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner.

I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free