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All of us have moments in out lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.
Erma Bombeck
Cleanliness is not next to godliness. It isn't even in the same neighborhood. No one has ever gotten a religious experience out of removing burned-on cheese from the grill of the toaster oven
Erma Bombeck
Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?
Erma Bombeck
Don't worry about who doesn't like you, who has more, or who's doing what.
Erma Bombeck
Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely
Erma Bombeck
Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer SAYS you're out of it.
Erma Bombeck
Giving birth is little more than a set of muscular contractions granting passage of a child. Then the mother is born.
Erma Bombeck
Housework can kill you if done right
Erma Bombeck
Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop offs at tedium and counter productivity.
Erma Bombeck
How come anything you buy will go on sale next week?
Erma Bombeck
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