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ERMA BOMBECK QUOTES


Erma Bombeck
All of us have moments in out lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.

Erma Bombeck
Cleanliness is not next to godliness. It isn't even in the same neighborhood. No one has ever gotten a religious experience out of removing burned-on cheese from the grill of the toaster oven

Erma Bombeck
Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?

Erma Bombeck Quote - Don't worry about who doesn't like you, who has more, or who's doing what. - PurpleQuotes.com.
Erma Bombeck
Don't worry about who doesn't like you, who has more, or who's doing what.

Erma Bombeck Quote - Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely - PurpleQuotes.com.
Erma Bombeck
Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely

Erma Bombeck
Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer SAYS you're out of it. 

Erma Bombeck
Giving birth is little more than a set of muscular contractions granting passage of a child. Then the mother is born.

Erma Bombeck
Housework can kill you if done right

Erma Bombeck
Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop offs at tedium and counter productivity. 

Erma Bombeck
How come anything you buy will go on sale next week? 

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