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You think the President of the United States wants to fuck every woman he meets?... Well, bad example.
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[The universe is] haphazard, morally neutral, and unimaginably violent.
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A fast word about oral contraception. I was involved in an extremely good example of oral contraception two weeks ago. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said "no."
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And how does gravity work? And if it were to cease suddenly, would certain restaurants still require a jacket?
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As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree"— probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
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Between the Pope and air conditioning, I'd choose air conditioning.
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Can we actually "know" the universe? My God, it's hard enough finding your way around in Chinatown.
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Change is death.
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Death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.
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Eternal nothingness is O.K. if you're dressed for it.
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