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Woody Allen
 You think the President of the United States wants to fuck every woman he meets?... Well, bad example.

Woody Allen
[The universe is] haphazard, morally neutral, and unimaginably violent.

Woody Allen
A fast word about oral contraception. I was involved in an extremely good example of oral contraception two weeks ago. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said "no."

Woody Allen
And how does gravity work? And if it were to cease suddenly, would certain restaurants still require a jacket?

Woody Allen
As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree"— probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.

Woody Allen
Between the Pope and air conditioning, I'd choose air conditioning.

Woody Allen
Can we actually "know" the universe? My God, it's hard enough finding your way around in Chinatown.

Woody Allen
Change is death.

Woody Allen Quote - Death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down. - PurpleQuotes.com.
Woody Allen
Death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.

Woody Allen Quote - Eternal nothingness is O.K. if you're dressed for it. - PurpleQuotes.com.
Woody Allen
Eternal nothingness is O.K. if you're dressed for it.

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