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“No comment” is a comment.
George Carlin
“One thing leads to another”? Not always. Sometimes one thing leads to the same thing. Ask an addict.
George Carlin
A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
George Carlin
Americans love to eat. They are fatally attracted to the slow death of fast food
George Carlin
And, of course, the funniest food: "kumquats". I don't even bring them home anymore. I sit there laughing and they go to waste.
George Carlin
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
George Carlin
Beethoven was so hard of hearing, he thought he was a painter.
George Carlin
Bowling is not a sport because you have to rent the shoes.
George Carlin
Boxing is a more sophisticated form of hockey.
George Carlin
By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
George Carlin
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